Back To Season 2005-2006CLARK'S; 46 Exmouth Market, Finsbury
Back To Season 2005-2006
CLARK'S; 46 Exmouth Market, Finsbury
2006-03-31ROUND 10
31.03.'06
PlayedEels
(5 pts)
Pie
(4 pts)
Mash
(3 pts)
Afters
(2 pts)
Liquor
(1 pts)
SumBTotalTotal
NICK EVANS92210122176198
RICHARD LUCAS92310227167.50194.50
TOM LEADER60145145
BOB HOLLINGSWORTH6021.50113.57285.50
BEN HAYES508585
JAMIE TANNER3031011636.5052.50
TONY CHUNG405151
ALAN SMITH202626
MATTHEW LOWING202424
CHRIS FAGG201616
EDWARD MOSSE101212
CYRIL GOIN1088
GEETA MEHTA1088
JILL CROPPER1088
RUSSELL HANDY1088
NEIL BURKEY105.505.50
CLAIRE KELLY10-8-8
GABRIELLA PAGE-FORT10-8-8

The hordes of visitors to this website will need no introduction to Clark's of Exmouth Market, as it has been 'home trough' for the Pie and Mash Club since the last millennium. However our trip there this lunchtime was bereft of one of the most familiar faces from behind the counter - the lovely Lily, who was forced to retire earlier this year due to ill health. Her unflustered delivery and dry wit will be missed by us all, so please join me in wishing her a long and happy retirement.

As we were placing our orders we were greeted by a posse of pie-hunters who had just finished their lunch. As I publish, Hank, Karl and pals have yet to furnish us with their photographic evidence, so I have not been able to get them on the scoresheet.

The hordes of visitors to this website will need no introduction to Clark's of Exmouth Market, as it has been 'home trough' for the Pie and Mash Club since the last millennium. However our trip there this lunchtime was bereft of one of the most familiar faces from behind the counter - the lovely Lily, who was forced to retire earlier this year due to ill health. Her unflustered delivery and dry wit will be missed by us all, so please join me in wishing her a long and happy retirement.

As we were placing our orders we were greeted by a posse of pie-hunters who had just finished their lunch. As I publish, Hank, Karl and pals have yet to furnish us with their photographic evidence, so I have not been able to get them on the scoresheet.

Our discussions this day were technologically flavoured; it must have been the flat screen monitor on the top deck of the 341 bus that started us off. So nice to have the option of either looking out of the window or watching live footage of the inside of the bus for the duration of the ride. But are we not in danger of being unable to distinguish the 'real' from the 'virtual' I ask? In my chilling future vision, bus windows will be replaced by huge LCD displays of idyllic sun drenched panoramas, with subliminal messages exhorting us to buy 'GM soya ready meals' from M & S. Whilst we download illicit 'archive' footage of the 341 bus journey from Waterloo to Northumberland Park Tesco's, for surreptitious viewing on our pod-fones.

Bob Hollingsworth's slick invention for the day was the 'i-shit', an ingenious office space saver which combines rugged, splashproof keypad with ergonomic toilet seat and swivelling oval TFT monitor/lid. (Eject = flush). Via digital 'bluetooth' technology, printing would be enabled via a traditional wall-mounted paper dispenser, though 'glossy' would not be recommended for dual applications.

Our discussions this day were technologically flavoured; it must have been the flat screen monitor on the top deck of the 341 bus that started us off. So nice to have the option of either looking out of the window or watching live footage of the inside of the bus for the duration of the ride. But are we not in danger of being unable to distinguish the 'real' from the 'virtual' I ask? In my chilling future vision, bus windows will be replaced by huge LCD displays of idyllic sun drenched panoramas, with subliminal messages exhorting us to buy 'GM soya ready meals' from M & S. Whilst we download illicit 'archive' footage of the 341 bus journey from Waterloo to Northumberland Park Tesco's, for surreptitious viewing on our pod-fones.

Bob Hollingsworth's slick invention for the day was the 'i-shit', an ingenious office space saver which combines rugged, splashproof keypad with ergonomic toilet seat and swivelling oval TFT monitor/lid. (Eject = flush). Via digital 'bluetooth' technology, printing would be enabled via a traditional wall-mounted paper dispenser, though 'glossy' would not be recommended for dual applications.

In tomorrow's world, future generations will marvel in astonishment at the primitive provender consumed at one of these 'pi-shops'. To the right is a close-up of the real minced beef filling found inside each baked pastry unit. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what price a gobful of pie?

On the far right, a close-up of the rudimentary metal implements necessary for the pre-digestion of the primitive foodstuffs. Observe the technique this neanderthal has perfected to collect the viscous substance known as 'liqor' onto his pronged tool. How quaint!

St@

In tomorrow's world, future generations will marvel in astonishment at the primitive provender consumed at one of these 'pi-shops'. To the right is a close-up of the real minced beef filling found inside each baked pastry unit. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what price a gobful of pie?

On the far right, a close-up of the rudimentary metal implements necessary for the pre-digestion of the primitive foodstuffs. Observe the technique this neanderthal has perfected to collect the viscous substance known as 'liqor' onto his pronged tool. How quaint!

St@