Back To Season 2009-2010CLARK'S; 46 Exmouth Market, Finsbury
Back To Season 2009-2010
CLARK'S; 46 Exmouth Market, Finsbury
2010-05-14ROUND 12
14.05.'10
PlayedEels
(4 pts)
Pie
(4 pts)
Mash
(3 pts)
Afters
(2 pts)
Liquor
(1 pts)
SumBTotalTotal
DAVID ARKELL101220220283303
NICK EVANS121310120227247
LEN WILCOCK50181181
JASON SHARP90140140
TERRY CECIL80410221116137
ANTHONY RUELLO60118118
BEN HAYES7032022095115
EDWARD MOSSE9021011290.50102.5
RICHARD LUCAS6031.50117.584101.5
DOMINIC MATTOS6031011684100
ANDY POTTER603102177794
PAUL GRICE502201156277
PETER RILEY407676
TOM LEADER306868
ALAN TERRY406767
LUKE ROBERTS305959
SCOTT CECIL305252
ALAN SMITH411101123648
JONATHAN PHILLIPS304747
TONY CHUNG303939
DANIEL BOUQUET203434
GRAHAM DARLOW103232
BOB HOLLINGSWORTH203030
JAMIE TANNER203101161026
THOMAS KRAFT202101121224
LEE MARCHANT1031.50117.5017.5
RICHARD CARR10310116016
JULIAN HITCHENS101515
TED BLAIR101515
UNCLE JIM101515
JOHN CUSHWAY101212
MICHAEL SAHRA10210112012
REHAN QAYOOM101212
JOE OLIVENNES1011.5011.5
AUNTY JAN101111
CLAIRE COLLINS101101808
JUDITH DESCHAMPS1088

Friday 14th May was the culminating day of the Pie and Mash League 2009-2010.

The rear upper deck of the 341 from Waterloo was inhabited by a bunch of hungry desperados bent on quelling their pangs with the food of the gods. The atmosphere was decidedly tense.

Friday 14th May was the culminating day of the Pie and Mash League 2009-2010.

The rear upper deck of the 341 from Waterloo was inhabited by a bunch of hungry desperados bent on quelling their pangs with the food of the gods. The atmosphere was decidedly tense.

In spite of temptations galore on trendy Exmouth Market's gastro-strip, we were steadfast in our pursuit of England's finest stodge.

In spite of temptations galore on trendy Exmouth Market's gastro-strip, we were steadfast in our pursuit of England's finest stodge.

The ever affable and completely unflappable Pat was on hand to cater to our diverse requests, and we were presently boothed and ready to scoff.

Seated at the back of the dining room was this grizzly trio of Old Cassellians; [l-r] Alan 'Big Al' Smith, James 'Jet' Tanner and Richard 'Fingers' Carr. Trivia buffs might like to know that the Pie and Mash League is in fact a direct descendant of the Mighty Cassell Raiders Team of Publisher's Softball League fame. A historical 'curve ball' if you will.

The ever affable and completely unflappable Pat was on hand to cater to our diverse requests, and we were presently boothed and ready to scoff.

Seated at the back of the dining room was this grizzly trio of Old Cassellians; [l-r] Alan 'Big Al' Smith, James 'Jet' Tanner and Richard 'Fingers' Carr. Trivia buffs might like to know that the Pie and Mash League is in fact a direct descendant of the Mighty Cassell Raiders Team of Publisher's Softball League fame. A historical 'curve ball' if you will.

Classic table-top action; the anointment of the upturned pie with chilli vinegar.

Classic table-top action; the anointment of the upturned pie with chilli vinegar.

Smirking Cassell Old Boy Rikk Lucas was tucking in with his jacket firmly on. We wouldn't have it any other way. Tradition dictates the appearance of the Mister Pound Tie at season's end; a favourite with the club since the mid-90s.

There's Terry Cecil, unable to resist fidgeting with his gadget. For a change he had turned up an hour early on the right day. Notwithstanding penalty points for telephone calls it was a tidy season for Terence who finished fifth.

Smirking Cassell Old Boy Rikk Lucas was tucking in with his jacket firmly on. We wouldn't have it any other way. Tradition dictates the appearance of the Mister Pound Tie at season's end; a favourite with the club since the mid-90s.

There's Terry Cecil, unable to resist fidgeting with his gadget. For a change he had turned up an hour early on the right day. Notwithstanding penalty points for telephone calls it was a tidy season for Terence who finished fifth.

Prestonian accounts hero Paul Grice is on a mission to spread the Gospel according to Pie, and so we see here two acolytes from his Buzzacott office, Michael Sahra and Claire Collins, adding class and glamour to the proceedings. Well it's better than glass and clamour. Their lives will never be the same again, for they are indelibly marked with a 'touch of pie'.

Prestonian accounts hero Paul Grice is on a mission to spread the Gospel according to Pie, and so we see here two acolytes from his Buzzacott office, Michael Sahra and Claire Collins, adding class and glamour to the proceedings. Well it's better than glass and clamour. Their lives will never be the same again, for they are indelibly marked with a 'touch of pie'.

Lee Marchant joined us for the first time and clearly savoured every lovin' spoonful. I could be wrong, but is he addressing the pie in the South London Style?

A familiar boatrace during recent campaigns is that of Andy Potter, but in spite of a 50% attendance record this season he wasn't quite able to break into the top ten, pie pickers.

Lee Marchant joined us for the first time and clearly savoured every lovin' spoonful. I could be wrong, but is he addressing the pie in the South London Style?

A familiar boatrace during recent campaigns is that of Andy Potter, but in spite of a 50% attendance record this season he wasn't quite able to break into the top ten, pie pickers.

After quite a long time, even the slowest of our combatants, Richard Lucas, rested his cutlery in the finishing position. As a tribute, I presented him with the 'After Hours' Award for unhurried degustation. [Actually, it was a film I wanted him to return to Daniel Bouquet.]

Last-minute arithmetic proved Edward Mosse to be this year's most consistent under-achiever. A 75% attendance rate and lightweight average of 11.38 were enough to secure a top ten league finish and triple figures, making this the hardest earned wooden spoon award. What vim the lad displayed this season!

After quite a long time, even the slowest of our combatants, Richard Lucas, rested his cutlery in the finishing position. As a tribute, I presented him with the 'After Hours' Award for unhurried degustation. [Actually, it was a film I wanted him to return to Daniel Bouquet.]

Last-minute arithmetic proved Edward Mosse to be this year's most consistent under-achiever. A 75% attendance rate and lightweight average of 11.38 were enough to secure a top ten league finish and triple figures, making this the hardest earned wooden spoon award. What vim the lad displayed this season!

Len Wilcock, the recipient of our Third Place Bib Award, was unable to be present, so here shown is James Tanner ably sporting said article. It suits him doesn't it? Len was having an operation on his hand which we hope will have him back behind his baby grand in no time at all, performing his favourite Goldberg Variations. Along with a wickedly fast red card on the football field. In a year of challenging obstacles, heroic Len amassed a huge average of 36.2.

Here is yours truly, with a 100% attendance record and still only managing the 'Second is Nowhere' Silver Mash Spoon Award.

Len Wilcock, the recipient of our Third Place Bib Award, was unable to be present, so here shown is James Tanner ably sporting said article. It suits him doesn't it? Len was having an operation on his hand which we hope will have him back behind his baby grand in no time at all, performing his favourite Goldberg Variations. Along with a wickedly fast red card on the football field. In a year of challenging obstacles, heroic Len amassed a huge average of 36.2.

Here is yours truly, with a 100% attendance record and still only managing the 'Second is Nowhere' Silver Mash Spoon Award.

At the season's end, my cockeyed prediction in Round 3 proved correct. I might have mispelled his name, but David Arkell did in fact prove to be the 'Arkle' of the Pie and Mash League, winning by several lengths after a modest start. Rising from debutant to champion in one term, plus breaking the triple century barrier are remarkable achievements. Well done Dave.

We haven't had one of these for a while. Yes, it's a Mystery Scoffer competition. A free p-n-m meal goes to the person who can name the lady worried by our lunchtime event. Email me with your proof.

At the season's end, my cockeyed prediction in Round 3 proved correct. I might have mispelled his name, but David Arkell did in fact prove to be the 'Arkle' of the Pie and Mash League, winning by several lengths after a modest start. Rising from debutant to champion in one term, plus breaking the triple century barrier are remarkable achievements. Well done Dave.

We haven't had one of these for a while. Yes, it's a Mystery Scoffer competition. A free p-n-m meal goes to the person who can name the lady worried by our lunchtime event. Email me with your proof.

We followed it up with a valedictory half at the Postman's Arms.

Our 2009-2010 campaign was ginormous, and best summed up by Churchill's famous words, 'Never have so many pies been eaten by so few'.

Be seeing you in 10-11.

St@.

We followed it up with a valedictory half at the Postman's Arms.

Our 2009-2010 campaign was ginormous, and best summed up by Churchill's famous words, 'Never have so many pies been eaten by so few'.

Be seeing you in 10-11.

St@.