These are not complicated. The idea is to leave a clean plate, and this must be achieved at the table no takeouts allowed. 'Squirrelling' could result in expulsion. Barfing means a straight zero for that session we're not that heartless but please do it in the bog or outside the shop. Points are awarded per portion as follows:
If you leave a portion, you will not only NOT SCORE for that item, but you will also be penalised by the corresponding amount of points.
No points are awarded for cups of tea, fizzy drinks, exotic condiments, confectionery, etc. Under very exceptional circumstances, you may be able to score from a remote location on the day of a meeting. Criteria as follows:
Penalty for a ringing mobile phone is 5 points. Put it on 'silent' or even better, switch it off, you hooligan this is a social occasion. Remember that the Pie & Mash Clubs high standards of etiquette and decorum must be upheld at every sitting.